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   Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.


  

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"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."

                                            -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

     - Morey Amsterdam 

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ON MODERNISM
   Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two.
   One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
   brightly colored machine tools.


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