Today's quotes [3.15.12]
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Examine what is said, not who speaks.
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
--- Gilda Radner
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing
your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
- Dave Carhart
"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit."
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