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Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
        
                    --Ben Franklin

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One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

                                                    -- Samuel Johnson



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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.


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"Zathras have very sad life. Probably also have sad death. But at least there
 is symmetry."
                        -- Zathras, Babylon 5, "War Without End"


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