Today's quotes [3.13.12]
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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton
"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders."
- Hal Abelson
"In computer science, we stand on each other's feet."
- Brian Reid
Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.
"Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime
and too sleepy to worry at night."
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
- Edgar Allan Poe
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
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