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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 


"In computer science, we stand on each other's feet." 

     - Brian Reid 

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Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.

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Unknown: 
     "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime
and too sleepy to worry at night."




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"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." 

     - Edgar Allan Poe 

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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? 

     - W.C. Fields 

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