Today's quotes [3.12.12]
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VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."
I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her,
and she said that I must have been out drinking again.
I asked her why she would say that, and she said,
"Because I'm your father."
- Dave George
"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
-- Mark Twain
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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