Today's quotes [3.11.12]
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"I think I'd like to see a Simpsons episode start up with Bart Simpson
writing 'I will not attempt to undermine the Usenet cabal.'"
-- J.D. Falk, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.
- W. C. Fields
Women say all men are the same, but they
have no problem telling you how
different you are from Mel Gibson.
Sent by mike
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
-- Mark Twain
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers.
-- A Bit of Fry and Laurie
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