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"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
-- Bumper sticker
"Choose sysadmin-ing. Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing
machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers, and electrical coffee makers. Choose
no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black
jeans and matching combat boots. Choose chairs for your office in a range of
fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wondering why the fuck you are logged on
on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swivel chair looking at
mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your
mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some
miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate.
Choose your future.
-- "Adminspotting", Gary "Wolf" Barnes
"I don't want a long, hard anything."
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.
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