Today's jokes [3.7.12]
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What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads
Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?
A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Because his horns are broke!
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
They step on you and you're screwed
Sent by D.L.Chapin
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