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What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up. 

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Did you hear about the new paint on the market?

It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads
easy!

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Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?

A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.



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Why does a cow wear a bell?
Because his horns are broke!

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Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?



      They step on you and you're screwed

Sent by D.L.Chapin

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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