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The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were 
beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of 
passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to
whisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you ?"
Her tone upon answering was slightly more than irritable. "Of course you 
are!" she said. "And also the best too. I don't know why you men always 
ask the same old ridiculous questions."

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Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English.  One 
office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news 
that she was being fired.  He started the conversation with: 
"Miss Symthe, I really don't know how we're going to get along 
without you, but starting Monday, we're going to try.

2. 




Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?

Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

3. 




The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, 
occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud...

4. 




What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness
with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????

Someone who comes to your door and tells *you* to fuck off! 

5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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