Today's jokes [3.4.12]
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Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can't make a fist.
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A mental hospital.
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,
he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife
sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New
York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a
Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker. He asked, "Excuse me, I
would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?"
The Saudi replied, "Excuse me, but what is a shortage?"
The Russian said, "Excuse me, but what is meat?"
The North Korean replied, "Excuse me, but what is an opinion?"
The New Yorker replied, "Excuse me, but what is 'excuse me?'"
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