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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I 
got this great Polish Joke..." 
The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: "Before you 
go telling that joke you better know that I'm Polish, both bouncers are 
Polish and so are most of my customers" 
"Okay" says the customer,"I'll tell it very slowly." 

1. 




Why is "red" the colour of the University of Georgia?

Because they can't spell "crimson" or "scarlet". 

2. 




The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged 
the designers to come out with a bra for
over-endowed women.

It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"...
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction. 

3. 




What is white and streaks across the sky? 

The coming of the Lord. 

4. 




The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to her
husband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"

Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"

5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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