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Why did the pervert cross the road?

He was stuck to the chicken.

1. 




A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: 
"Honey, your tits are too small, and your box
is too tight,"

"Get off my back, dear!" she replies

2. 




In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly 
started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the 
man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?" 
"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that 
you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help 
practicing my art!" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy 
replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do ya see me fucking the guy in front of me?" 



3. 




What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? 

Gee, we really do taste like chicken. 

4. 




Q: What does a women do with her ass in the morning???
A: She makes him a sandwich and sends him to work....


5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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