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An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small
town. One day she went to the local grocery store and while
she was gone a criminal broke into her house, took her
clothes off of the line, smashed the watermellons in her
garden, shaved her cat and then left when he couldn't find
any money. Well, a couple of hours later the old laty got
home and when she saw what had happened to her house she
immediately called the police. When the officer on the other
end answered the phone and asked her what the problem was
she simply replied "yes officer someone broke into my house,
took my clothes off, squeezed my melons, and shaved my
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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
A Yard 'n' half o' snot!
Satanic Barney Proof
Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Prove: Barney is satanic
The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
CV V L DI V
And their decimal equivalents are:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
Adding those numbers produces: 666.
666 is the number of the Beast.
Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!
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why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
he only had 2 cars.
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C.
Hillary and I just wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased
we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.
In our country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you
to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness.
Therefore, we want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for
shooting President Reagan. We are well aware of how mental stress and pain
could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
Hillary and I are confident you will soon make a complete recovery, and
return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive
Bill Clinton President United States of America
P.S. Just thought you might like to know, Ken Starr is fucking Jodie
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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