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When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.

     - W. C. Fields 

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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon

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"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught
me how to enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me.
Now I just imagine the whole thing is two miles below the
moon's surface, and that half the people's right-brains
have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly
it's interesting again." 

    - Rudy Rucker 

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"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg." 

    - James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
    1/21/98 

4. 




"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." 

    - L. M. Boyd 

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