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Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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The 100% American is 99% idiot.
                               
     - - - George Bernard Shaw

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Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.

                                        - - - Mark Twain

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The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

                                      - - - Clifton Fadiman

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