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"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach


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"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
   -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh


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"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen

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'Every day, the dog and I, we go for a tramp in the woods.
And he loves it! Mind you, the tramp is getting a bit fed up!'

Jerry Dennis


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When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.

     - The Wall Street Journal
     Feb 9, 1984 

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