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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
   that way.


1. 




For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
   phone calls taper off.
   -- Johnny Carson


2. 




The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
   language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
   invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
   language.
   -- D. E. Knuth, 1967


3. 




Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you.
   -- Old Farmer's Almanac


4. 




Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
   Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
   because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
   forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
   forever.
   -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest


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