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Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 

     - Thomas Edison 

1. 




I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage --
no matter how ugly and disgusting it gets. 

     - Major Frank Burns, M*A*S*H 

2. 




Q: Why is Life so strange?

A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.

     - Dr. Nell Hartley 

3. 




Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.

-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

4. 




You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning
all the time. Why, just fifty years ago they thought a disease
like your daughter's was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft.
But nowadays, we know that Isabelle is suffereing from an imbalance
of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living
in her stomach. 

     - Theodoric of York, Saturday Night Live 

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