Today's quotes [2.27.12]
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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!
"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
-- The sig of David Klingler
"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of
life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever
say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before
"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
software firm. They were looking for a sysadmin. Requirements
included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
-- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
16 January, 1997
"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs
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