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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
       enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!


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"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
 code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
 haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
                        -- The sig of David Klingler


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"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of
       life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever
       say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before
       death


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"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
 software firm.  They were looking for a sysadmin.  Requirements
 included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
                        -- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
                                16 January, 1997


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"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
       well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs


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