Today's quotes [2.26.12]
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were
as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I
no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to
calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the
doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you
know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife
stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After
that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
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