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"It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it..."
                        -- Tim Marks


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"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't
 turn you on?"
"Well why are you interested in the spanking one?"
"Because it _does_ turn me on..."
                        -- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet


2. 




"I'm tired, my eczema is making life damn uncomfortable, I've just been
 rejected by two women in one day and I can't find my copy of Undertow."
                        -- me (Bad hair day. Or Something.)


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"Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"

4. 




"As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to
 advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement)
 of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product."
                        -- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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