Today's quotes [2.20.12]
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm
home now,but leave a message and I'll call when
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !
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