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"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
 another country."
                        -- Elayne Boosler


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"Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
 To get to the other... er... um..."
                        -- Unknown, via Kim Asher


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"Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
 that nobody can print."
                        -- me


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"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
 Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
 Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
 no further importance. Life goes on."
                        -- dB magazine


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"I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual
 intimacy..."
                        -- Dante, on oz#gothic


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