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The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> O! Are a sea ell ee?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Aye, de eye owe tea.
                        -- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle


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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988 

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When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father
for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket. 

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To err is human; to admit it is not. 

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Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:

"A flush beats a full house" 

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