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A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife 
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

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Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman 

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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" 

    - Mork, Mork and Mindy 

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Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. 

    - Edward Abbey 

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I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . .
but they've always worked for me. 

- Hunter S. Thomson 

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