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Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food.  My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous.  Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.


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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time."  So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.


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"Alcohol will be free, and a basic birthright of a human
being in a socialist system. The individual didn't ask for
sobriety, so why should the individual be billed to
inebriate himself?" --- Al Koholik

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Eat less fresh food. Eat more things containing preservatives.
Preservatives are called preservatives because they help you live longer.

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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation

                                                    --Mark Twain

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