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Today's quotes [2.12.12]

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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot! 

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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    I Brake For No Apparent Reason. 

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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    No Radio - Already Stolen 

3. 




"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots." 

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"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously." 

    - Hubert Humphrey 

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