Today's quotes [2.11.12]
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Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school
we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one
of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
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