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We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 

    - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President 

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He was a man of great statue. 

    - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins 

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What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
        for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
        warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
                                                -- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne

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"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
        -Ludwig van Beethoven's last words

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"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
   I keep his house."
   --- Zsa Zsa Gabor


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