Today's quotes [2.1.12]
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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
Microsoft the new national pasttime. It will do until Bill Gates
sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."
-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
"We exist in a world where the fear of illusion is real
And we cling to the past to deny and confuse the ideal
Once inside, we conceive and believe in a god we can't feel"
-- The Tea Party, "Temptation"
"I drool on the inside."
"Then why haven't you drowned?"
-- Garth, me
"... the movie looks it was filmed by a rhesus monkey with a video camera. The
editing looks like it was performed by a rhesus monkey with a Cuisinart.
Apparently, if you're a rhesus monkey, you can really go places in Hollywood."
-- Mr. Cranky
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