Today's jokes [2.15.12]
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What do you do when you're finished fucking a ten year old girl?
A: Turn her over and pretend she's a ten year old boy!
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says:
"So, why the long face?"
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over
supper. "Get this..." he chuckled, "That ridiculous janitor of ours
claims he's made love to every woman in the building except one."
"Hmmmmmmmmm," said his wife, assuming a thoughtful faraway type
expression, "must be that stuck-up Mrs. Stewart on the eighth floor."
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...
A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny
answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says,
"little boy is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the
carpet and says, "what do you think?"
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