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More cool than funny, but... 

racecar <===> racecar 
drawer <===> reward 
repaid <===> diaper 
straw <===> warts 
evian <===> naive [there's a message here, I think!] 
smug <===> gums 
star <===> rats 
step <===> pets 
step on <===> no pets

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   Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
   A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.


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Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines and
pick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely when
in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have to
understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

3. 




How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to
be screwed for?



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What has two legs and bleeds? 

     Half a dog. 

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

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