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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous 
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on 
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)


Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only
in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)


CNN is reporting that it is revisiting the outcome of the CIVIL WAR.
It appears that it was too close to call and the South may still have a
chance. Documents were found that support the fact that some people joined
the wrong side-apparently they weren't aware that their states were part of
the South and they were fighting for the North.
The line between the North and South was "just too confusing" for some.
A recount of all the battles is being simulated with new populations via
computer to see who would have actually won.
Right now it's just too close to call.


BONUS! A random story from Jokes2Go database
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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."

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