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- All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.


   Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in
   the head like this before.


"... I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind... because
 that's what told her to get into bed with me naked..."
                        -- Steven Wright


For economists, the real world is often a special case.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard). 

    -- Edgar R. Fiedler


Ross's Law
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from
the floor-especially in the dark.


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