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The man who procrastinates struggles with ruin.

                                                           Hesiod (B.C. 800?)

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- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.


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- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by
   reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"


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- The longer the title, the less important the job.


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An epitaph for Blanc, Mel
          "That's All folks"

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