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"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
       worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton


"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and
       remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain


Genghis Khan is looking for a few good barbarians. 


Food is an important part of a balanced diet.


You traverse the world in search of happiness,
which is within the reach of every man.  A
contented mind confers it on all.--Horace


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