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Mind your own business, Spock.
I'm sick of your half breed interference. 

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"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." 

    - Marie Corelli 

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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." 

              - Gloria Steinem

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"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." 

              - Gloria Steinem

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I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them. 

              - Pablo Picasso 

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