Today's quotes [12.31.12]
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Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates,
every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.
This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.
We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
who, if manners had not existed, would have
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.
- W. C. Fields
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