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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.


"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about

    - Jim Harrison 


Boy, everyone is stupid except me.   

-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic'' 


"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction." 

-- Blaise Pascal 


Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


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