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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

                                                          -- George Bernard Shaw

(speaking of his family's habit of laughing over his father's drunken
escapades)



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Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt:
"If you can read this, my bitch fell off."

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"Always behave like a duck; keep calm and unruffled on the surface But
paddle like the devil underneath."

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I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail...  Kitten On Fire.


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"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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