Today's quotes [12.26.12]
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The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known,
you are one of them.
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.
One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.
-- Samuel Johnson
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