Today's quotes [12.25.12]

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"The male body is aerodynamic..."
"Yeah, it's got a keel."
"So what does that make a female? A catamaran?"
                        -- Amy, me, Heath Copeland

"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
 their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
                        -- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"Still not getting any."
                        -- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
                           "July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how
to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

     - Adlai Stevenson 

If a man says something in a forest and there is
no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? 

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