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"The crux... is that the vast majority of the
mass of the universe seems to be missing." 

     - William J. Broad 

1. 




If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, it's yours
forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.



2. 




Unknown: 
     "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime
and too sleepy to worry at night."




3. 




"If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come
 AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?"
                        -- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers


4. 




I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her,
and she said that I must have been out drinking again.
I asked her why she would say that, and she said,
"Because I'm your father." 

    - Dave George 

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