Today's quotes [12.23.12]
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When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After
school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he
would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big
crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and
flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C.
"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
-- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"
"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
failed to initialize because of the following error:
The operation completed successfully."
-- Windows NT Server v3.51
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