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When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After
       school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he
       would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
       Uncle Caveman was a bear.


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Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big
       crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and
       flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.


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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C.
       Fields (1880-1946)


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"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
 with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
                        -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"


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"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
 failed to initialize because of the following error:
 The operation completed successfully."
                        -- Windows NT Server v3.51


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