Today's quotes [12.22.12]
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DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
- J. Handy
Mother Nature is a bitch.
The Clairvoyant Society has cancelled today's meeting due
to unforeseen circumstances.
- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
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