Today's quotes [12.2.12]
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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
where you live.
According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone
who's gone to work under the influence of drugs.
Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys.
- Conan O'Brien
First Rule of History:
History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
If the President were a woman, this scandal never
would have happened, because women
always keep a box of kleenex on their desks.
- Patrice North-Rudin
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934
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