Today's quotes [12.19.12]
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Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide
"Since all the Heaven's Gates members were discovered wearing Nike sneakers,
do you think Nike might change their slogan to 'Maybe You Should Think
-- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 14.0
"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
-- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry
My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy
and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.
- A Wolverine is Eating My Leg
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