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Education and intelligence aren't the same thing! 

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"Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a
 topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or
 marketing, not an article on information technology."

-- John Kirch, http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html


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"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple!  I wonder how the penguin would look
 in pink taffeta."

-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others


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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
   But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
         Steve Bluestone


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If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
   lawyers?
         Calvin Trillin


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