Today's quotes [12.16.12]
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Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!
"Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a
topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or
marketing, not an article on information technology."
-- John Kirch, http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html
"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple! I wonder how the penguin would look
in pink taffeta."
-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
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