Today's quotes [12.15.12]
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"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
I'll have to admit the first part of my marriage was happy.
But then, on the way from the ceremony to the reception ...
* Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,
make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
-- Dave Barry
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