Today's quotes [12.14.12]
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My wife claims her car is so old,
that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled !
* Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.
I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
Now, she complains about all men and not just me
My wife knows how to make my long stories short --
ON POETIC LOVE
When you're swimming' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray!
-- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
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